No I don't want green eggs and ham, Sam I am!

It’s in the rule book, you know. No one can make you go anywhere you do not want to go. Particularly your wife to a doctor appointment that you know you didn’t ask her to make for you. There’s been a comedy of errors lately. My sweetie will leave out an important point or I will, “assuming” the other one knew the one little detail that made everything make sense.

 

This morning I had to make an appointment to a doctor he’d never been to before. He asked me to make the appointment, but when I sent him the confirmation through my outlook, where I dutifully put the address, phone number, practice name and doctor name, I forgot to add that it was the Sleep doctor! This particular doctor does a variety of things, including sleep disorders (we both wear masks—the c-pap and bi-pap kind). He refused the “invitation” for the appointment, stating “No I don’t want green eggs and ham, Sam I am!”

 

I sent an email back, saying that at the end of the book, he LIKED green eggs and ham. The return email saying “No  Dr.--I will not go!” Puzzled, I had to call and ask if he was kidding. That’s when I figured out he didn’t know it was the sleep doctor. We had a long conversation this morning already about my hurting his “independence”.  Sorry guys, once you are married, you need to be dependant on each other in wonderful ways that only God can understand!